Getting old and how not to change the oil.

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Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by lizard » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:54 pm

I ran the motor nice and warm. :D

Undid the drain plug, missed the container, covered in oil. All up my arm and over the drive, I was amazed :shock:

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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by haydn callow » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:39 pm

Or...work out which way the oil will "spurt" and put the container in the right place.
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by apole » Sun Apr 19, 2009 9:44 pm

Nah,

The best thing to do is use a Pella, then spill it all over the place when emptying it ... :shock:
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by rob900 » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:15 pm

First time I did it my drain can wasn't big enough... :(
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by mikeonb4c » Sun Apr 19, 2009 11:04 pm

haydn callow wrote:Or...work out which way the oil will "spurt" and put the container in the right place.
Yup - did that, and still missed the pan. Come on Haydn, you're a bloke - you know how it is :lol:

Next time Alice, get a Pela (as the old Mazda advert used to say). I did, and now my sump plug is rusted on :roll:
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by missfixit70 » Mon Apr 20, 2009 12:03 am

mikeonb4c wrote:
haydn callow wrote:Or...work out which way the oil will "spurt" and put the container in the right place.
Yup - did that, and still missed the pan. Come on Haydn, you're a bloke - you know how it is :lol:

Next time Alice, get a Pela (as the old Mazda advert used to say). I did, and now my sump plug is rusted on :roll:

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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by spitineye » Tue Apr 21, 2009 10:44 am

....that's why my garage will be doing my next change. :lol:
That's also why the wildlife population has decreased in my street. :oops: Surprised the GMTV Newscopter didn't make an appearance! :)
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by mikeonb4c » Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:19 pm

spitineye wrote:....that's why my garage will be doing my next change. :lol:
That's also why the wildlife population has decreased in my street. :oops: Surprised the GMTV Newscopter didn't make an appearance! :)
But seriously, get a Pela and do it yourself. It is the easiest peeziest job you could imagine and as well as eliminating 'missed the pan' episodes (and I don't care what anyone says, sump plug removal is liable to result in some oil on the drive for most of us average types) you no longer have the (OK maybe minor) cost of a garage but you don't have the hassle of taking time off and taking it in, leaving it, picking it up etc.
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by rabbitsquasher » Tue Apr 21, 2009 1:24 pm

I once did an oil change outside my dads house on a land rover, i guess they hold a similar amount of oil. I did it on them drive up ramp things then jacked up the back so it was level. being a clever so and so I refilled it whilst still up in the air, so I didnt forget to do that later. Then I let the back down and reversed off the ramps. Thats when I remembered the oil container. All good things come to those who wait.....
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Re: Getting old and how not to change the oil.

Post by maxheadroom » Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:19 pm

or don't forget to put the drain plug back in or could have 5L of clean new oil to clean up :oops: :oops: :oops:
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