Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

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Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by jaylee » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:16 pm

I fitted a microwave sensor as part of an extensive upgrade on my alarm system..
Its been fitted a week & had no trigger problems...
A lot of thought & research has gone into installation, apart from the blue led you wouldn't know it was there!

I've tested all aspects of general auto skulduggery & only negative intent towards my vehicle would set it off... Even if the battery's cut it don't stop..

So..? How alive has two sausage rolls placed virtually on top of the microwave sensor have to be to trigger the alarm?
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by missfixit70 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:19 pm

Maybe the microwaves were coooking the sausage rolls, thus causing them to jiggle about? :lol:
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by mister munkey » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:19 pm

Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Its been proven at Cambridge University . . .

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news ... ?ID=394099
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by missfixit70 » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:23 pm

Pyromaniac sausage rolls - the most dangerous type [-X
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by steviebongo » Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:24 pm

were the sausages hot? could have set it off because of the heat signiture!



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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by jaylee » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:06 am

They were fresh & slightly warm...
I'd eaten one & had two left!
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by jaylee » Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:09 am

mister munkey wrote:
Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Its been proven at Cambridge University . . .

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news ... ?ID=394099
"no significant damage to the building." Burnt sausage roll then! :roll:
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by spitineye » Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:26 pm

maybe they were doing that dance those lizards in the desert do....
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by helen&tony » Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:52 pm

Hi
Why did the sausage roll?
Because it saw the micro wave :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Bob » Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:33 pm

Hot Dawg, whatever next.
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Post by bigdaddycain » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:45 am

Could you bring the sausage rolls to a meat?
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by helen&tony » Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:14 am

Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by missfixit70 » Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:13 pm

helen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by jaylee » Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:57 am

helen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?

Post by helen&tony » Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:01 am

Hi
Yes...It's wonderful on a starry night to understand the gift of nature has been Bisto'd upon us.
It was only the other day that Tony and I were talking Astronomy, and I said how wonderful it is after a steamy hot bath on a moonlit night, to jump out of the bath, place a mirror on the floor, and stand over it whilst flinging open the window to gaze....and on such an occasion, you can see the Moon and Uranus at the same time
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