Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
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Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
I fitted a microwave sensor as part of an extensive upgrade on my alarm system..
Its been fitted a week & had no trigger problems...
A lot of thought & research has gone into installation, apart from the blue led you wouldn't know it was there!
I've tested all aspects of general auto skulduggery & only negative intent towards my vehicle would set it off... Even if the battery's cut it don't stop..
So..? How alive has two sausage rolls placed virtually on top of the microwave sensor have to be to trigger the alarm?
Its been fitted a week & had no trigger problems...
A lot of thought & research has gone into installation, apart from the blue led you wouldn't know it was there!
I've tested all aspects of general auto skulduggery & only negative intent towards my vehicle would set it off... Even if the battery's cut it don't stop..
So..? How alive has two sausage rolls placed virtually on top of the microwave sensor have to be to trigger the alarm?
Cheaper by comparison to a race horse...


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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Maybe the microwaves were coooking the sausage rolls, thus causing them to jiggle about?
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Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Its been proven at Cambridge University . . .
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news ... ?ID=394099
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Pyromaniac sausage rolls - the most dangerous type 

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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
were the sausages hot? could have set it off because of the heat signiture!
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
They were fresh & slightly warm...
I'd eaten one & had two left!
I'd eaten one & had two left!
Cheaper by comparison to a race horse...


Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
"no significant damage to the building." Burnt sausage roll then!mister munkey wrote:Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Its been proven at Cambridge University . . .
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news ... ?ID=394099

Cheaper by comparison to a race horse...


Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
maybe they were doing that dance those lizards in the desert do....
Insert Bongo pun here
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Hi
Why did the sausage roll?
Because it saw the micro wave
Cheers
Helen
Why did the sausage roll?
Because it saw the micro wave





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Hot Dawg, whatever next.
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Could you bring the sausage rolls to a meat?
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower
Cheers
Helen
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower






Cheers
Helen
In the beginning there was nothing , then God said "Let there be Light".....There was still nothing , but ,by crikey, you could see it better.
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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
That one took me while, only just woke up mindhelen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower![]()
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Cheers
Helen

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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Back to nature.. Kind of al-Bisto...!helen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower![]()
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Cheers
Helen

Cheaper by comparison to a race horse...


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Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Hi
Yes...It's wonderful on a starry night to understand the gift of nature has been Bisto'd upon us.
It was only the other day that Tony and I were talking Astronomy, and I said how wonderful it is after a steamy hot bath on a moonlit night, to jump out of the bath, place a mirror on the floor, and stand over it whilst flinging open the window to gaze....and on such an occasion, you can see the Moon and Uranus at the same time
Cheers
Helen
Yes...It's wonderful on a starry night to understand the gift of nature has been Bisto'd upon us.
It was only the other day that Tony and I were talking Astronomy, and I said how wonderful it is after a steamy hot bath on a moonlit night, to jump out of the bath, place a mirror on the floor, and stand over it whilst flinging open the window to gaze....and on such an occasion, you can see the Moon and Uranus at the same time
Cheers
Helen
In the beginning there was nothing , then God said "Let there be Light".....There was still nothing , but ,by crikey, you could see it better.