
Haltwhistle claims to be at the geographic centre of Britain - equidistant from the sea as measured along the principal points of the compass. Except the claim is rather tenuous as it requires that the northern extremity is taken to be Orkney rather than Shetland




Levens Hall, Cumbria. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s not open until April....

....but if you’re cheeky you can get in


Sizergh castle, Cumbria, been past here loads of times....

....and never taken the opportunity to have a look


The 15th century Chapel at Keld, Cumbria, thought to have been the chantry for Shap Abbey....

....and has been used as a cottage and meeting house during its long history

A pretty rare (for the UK) Muscovy duck


The Premonstratensian Shap Abbey, Cumbria....

....on the western bank of the River Lowther

First breakfast stop of the tour....

....and it’s the traditional egg-banjo sandwich.

I must remember to wash my jacket when we get home


Lowther castle, Cumbria – Home of the Earls of Lonsdale....

....built in the early 19th century but now only a shell with no roof


But they are attempting to restore it and its gardens....

....from the rigours of having been used for tank-driving practice during the war....

....which would be well worthwhile.

Clifton Hall, a 15th-century fortified manor house of which only the pele tower remains

Spire House, first of three folly farmsteads built by the 11th Duke of Norfolk of Greystoke Castle....

....the second, Bunker's Hill....

....and the third, Fort Putnam. The sun was in my eyes, m’Lud


Greystoke castle, Cumbria....

....the original structure here dating from the 11th century


Blencowe Hall, possibly one of the most interesting buildings in Cumbria....

....converted into holiday accommodation from a medieval ruin


Time for the healthy tea on tour – fish, chips & battered sausage....

....with Diet Coke


Hutton-in-the-Forest, Cumbria – The fantastic home of the Barons Inglewood, extended & reworked over the centuries.

Despite our best efforts, we were unable to get into here in December so these few shots are from an earlier foray in October


From left to right, the neo-Gothic tower, the Baroque town-house, the original Pele tower and finally the gallery with the bay window


Hutton-in-the-Forest viewed from over the fishpond. You’ve no idea how difficult it was to get this shot



Library, Hutton-in-the-Forest

Drawing Room, Hutton-in-the-Forest

Great Hall, Hutton-in-the-Forest

Merry Christmas


Warwick Hall, Cumbria, on the river Eden

Holme Eden Hall, Cumbria, built in 1837 as a calendar house....

....with 365 windows, 52 chimneys, 12 passageways, 7 entrances and 4 storeys

Naworth castle, Cumbria

Naworth castle, Cumbria

Bacon butty?....

....don’t mind if I do


Lanercost old bridge over the Irthing

Lanercost Priory, Cumbria

Lanercost Priory, Cumbria

Banks East turret, Cumbria....

....we’re back on the Wall


Birdoswald Roman Fort, Cumbria. Actually, this bit was a farmhouse and the owner grafted a tower & porch onto it


Hadrian’s Wall


Haltwhistle, Northumberland

Is this really the Centre of Britain?


The Centre of Britain hotel in Haltwhistle


Centre of Britain hotel

Even the launderette isn’t backward in coming forward


Equidistant between Bowness-on-Solway & Wallsend....

....and between Portland Bill & Orkney

Haltwhistle – Centre of Britain

This could be our campsite....

....Hadrian’s Wall Caravan & Camping Site – perfect location for this tour


Hardstanding pitches and with electric too


Bacon & eggs?....

....It would be rude not to


But why does the gas have to run out mid-bacon-butty?


I’ll tell you what – it’s bloomin’ dark here, no wonder the area has just been granted dark-sky status by The International Dark Skies Association


Good morning Northumberland!


Perfect weather for the day in prospect


Baaa


Campsite ducks

Kids these days, always checking for vitally important messages on TwitFace


Breakfast – and it’s....

....bacon & egg for a change


There’s nothing quite like a bacon & egg butty outdoors. It’s never the same at home


Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

Vindolanda Roman Fort, Northumberland

It’s never too cold for ice-cream


Campsite chicken

Campsite duck

Campsite chickens

Campsite duck

Lulu – campsite cat. Clearly not vicious enough to kill her own tea

Turned out nice again!


Time for a wee celebration....

....we’ve escaped from the Mother-in-Law for a few days....

....so that calls for some pink sparkly wine....

....which is a splendid idea in a Bongo


Cheers! – Don’t mind if I do


Looking like Aunt Sally, she’s only had one glass. Hic


Accompanied by the pièce de résistance of campsite cooking....

....fish-finger butties!


Lulu was hovering hopefully at this point, but this wasn’t to be her lucky night


Stop the World, I want to get off, I’ve got a hangover


I’ve just the remedy for that....

....bacon & eggs!!....

....with lashings of tomato ketchup


Next stop, the Roman Army Museum, Northumberland

Thirlwall castle, Northumberland....

....a 12th century ruin on the bank of the river Tipalt

Bellister castle, just to the south of Haltwhistle

Blenkinsopp castle, Northumberland

The iconic Sycamore Gap, Northumberland....


....right next to Milecastle 39

Sycamore Gap and Milecastle 39

Winshields Crag, Northumberland, the highest point on the Wall

Housesteads Roman Fort, Northumberland

Housesteads Roman Fort, Northumberland

Housesteads Roman Fort, Northumberland

Housesteads Roman Fort, Northumberland

A cracking view of the Wall, with the defensive ditches to the right on the Barbarian side to slow any attack from the north


Hadrian’s Wall, Northumberland

The Wall, Northumberland


Chesters Roman Fort, Northumberland, with the North Tyne in the distance

Chesters Roman Fort, Northumberland

Wall, Northumberland. A convenient name for a village in this neck of the woods


Hexham Abbey, Northumberland

Hexham Abbey, Northumberland

Leffe Blonde – Perfect!

Meatballs with a chopped onion....

.... and a jar of Napolina tomato & chilli pasta sauce....

....with some freshly grated Parmesan and some quality beer....

....Bon appetit


Now that is really tasty


Pheasants, Lancashire. There were loads of them but one of them didn’t make it, it’s all over the Bongo


Looking to the coast from the Jubilee tower, Forest of Bowland, Lancashire

The Jubilee tower, built for the 1897 diamond jubilee of Queen Victoria
In the interests of balance, the other (more plausible) contender for the location of the exact geographic centre of Great Britain is….

….Dunsop Bridge in Lancashire....

....oddly enough, named after the bridge over the river Dunsop

….In 1992, BT installed its 100,000th payphone here….

….and included a plaque to explain its significance, unveiled by Sir Ranulph Fiennes
For completeness, the locations above are to do with Great Britain and the British mainland. So why not also go to the nearest structure to the centre point of the United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland - The Ashton Memorial in Williamson Park, Lancaster, built by James Williamson, 1st Baron Ashton....

Ashton Memorial, Lancaster – you’ll have seen this from the M6 loads of times


In the bird-house at Williamson Park. The do believe the female is the one on the right


English Giant Lop-Eared rabbit

Lionhead rabbit

Lancaster castle viewed from the Ashton Memorial. May as well go for a closer look


Lancaster castle, still a Crown Court….

….and up to two years ago a prison.

Hangman’s Corner – the Drop Room is in the round tower behind those double doors where the victim would be prepared, then led out of the doors onto a small gallows. After hanging for an hour the body would be given over to the relatives for internment


And on that joyous note we disappear into the sunset of 2013. A Happy New Year to all our readers, from Team Muz
