

Pot Noodles, Spam & beans


Get an assistant to set fire to the barbie....

....no need to wait, it’s ready to cook on immediately


Slice up some premium Spam....

....pour boiling water on your selected flavour of Noodly delight....

Barbie is ready for cooking burgers now if we had any


Tip the Noodly pots into a frying pan – now I know this looks like Pavement Pizza at this stage but stick with it, it does get better


Add the Spam....

....and mix it all in, note there’s no way of turning the gas down on this stove....

....add the beans....

....and keep it all moving, apart from the stuff already welded to the bottom of the pan....

....now come on, own up, who else has parsley in their fridge, just in case?


Go on, you know you want to



And after all that, the parsley goes in the fire

