Flashing HOLD
Thanks to me replacing the speedo face, the speedo needle is now a) not moving at all and b) stopped by a piece of cocktail stick as I lost the stopper (told the garage the other half did it!)
See above - rev counter not moving at all now either
Central locking - when the people doors lock centrally, the boot lock OPENS! My 7 year old calls this 'yay Opposite's Day!'
Bouncy castle suspension

Mid section of exhaust fell off.
Handbrake moves up indefinitely
Need quote for welding Belinda's derriere, too.
Wish me luck!