Finally, a use for - - -

[Northern Bongolow]

Finally, after owning 2 bongos for about ten years I've found a use for the infra red digital temp sensor gun, I never needed it for the bongos as they were always reliable, money well spent now ten years on, put the dot on his forehead and I can see if the postman, just eat man, and Tesco food del man has a fever as he comes up the drive, if they register over 38 deg c I let the dog out to chase them off.
Bargain.

[g8dhe]

I must admit I've been doing the same, gone the occasional check round the back of the radiator, now a serious use

[Bob]

Red dot on the forehead and your delivery peeps will think they're about to be Tasered.

[g8dhe]

Oh now there's an idea, Red Spot on there body perhaps they will stay long enough for me to get to the door even

[Bob]

Amazon drivers move quicker than that, Geoff.

[Northern Bongolow]

Not if you taser them they don't, and the wriggling flattens the worm casts on the lawn.

[Muzorewa]

No, for a red dot on the forehead you should be using one of these:

[Northern Bongolow]

I like how it says on the gun, send for user instructions to - -