Allithwaite Archery 28th - 30th September Anyone?

[PixieAndTheMoon]

LMAO you sound like Cupid Pete

Jo x

[MountainGoat]

Looks like you will have to devise a handicap system then Alan. You and most others stand half a yard from the target while Pete stands half a mile away. They do that for professional running in Scotland where the winner receives a prize. Just give the winner a tin of Muz's spam and the competition can be classified as a professional one.

Tony

[bongobaz]

Can't make this one in my home town as i'm booked for Eastnor that weekend
but if someone wants to print this i can be there in spirit

[blobber]

Shot me down well there Pete. I agree Tony,Pete's way too profesional.

Sorry you can't make it Baz, but nice target

[karena]

if i win i will auction my spam and donate to morecombe bay rescue -i think they might get a few call outs to people getting pierced by Petes superstrength arrows as they fly across to barrys target -no its fine i can make the sacrafice - spam has to rank somewhere up there with festered olives. eewee

[PixieAndTheMoon]

hang on, ang on

Baz that should have been an olive

Jo xx

[blobber]

I hear the Spam Mafia has now put a contract out on Karen.

[karena]

scared now, the spamalot gang are so terifying but I will take precautions dig a pit of festering olives lined with petes arrows then set Jo on them with an empty wine bottle and get pippin to see them off.

[PixieAndTheMoon]

Ha ha ha, I see this weekend going Maddie evil

Jo xx

[Debs and David]

Rub them all over with spam and 'Mad Dog Pips' will eat them alive .............actually he's more likely to lick them to death

And if Jo needs a hand emptying her wine bottles I'm your man, sorry I mean woman

[karena]

dont think Jo needs any help with that one Debs

[PixieAndTheMoon]

Hi All,

Sorry I have been a bit quiet. My Chris had a bit of a do last Tuesday and decided we needed the drama of him having a seizure at work! After 36 hours in hospital and after a second brain scan, having injected him with dye they found that he does in fact have a brain and was probably caused by a small scar on the brain due to high blood pressure and an electrical brain blip. We are back and work now Chris is now doing time in a sun longer there. All good.

Anyway friends Phil would like some number of us who would like to partake in Archery that weekend.

Yer right there Karan! I can manage my own bottles

Jo xx

[bongodonkey]

The Osmonds are well up for archery.

However, Connie is to be kept away from weapons.......

[diamond]

Hi Jo, Hope Chris is fit and well( you should look after him better ) Anyhow now here's the bad news IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND THE GANG ARE COMING ps do i bring the beer tent?

[PixieAndTheMoon]

You lovely bunch of beggers xx, He has a year's ban on driving so I am chauffeur now and will have to woman up and get driving the white box

I don't know

Jo xx