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Thanks John that made me chuckle
Be nice to everyone they might be nice back.
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Come to the dark side we have chocolate dark chocolate
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Happy New Year To All
A worrying thought for 2012 !
10 years ago Bob Hope died
5 years ago Johnny Cash died
A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died
A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died
Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!
A worrying thought for 2012 !
10 years ago Bob Hope died
5 years ago Johnny Cash died
A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died
A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died
Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!
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MountainGoat wrote:Happy New Year To All
A worrying thought for 2012 !
10 years ago Bob Hope died
5 years ago Johnny Cash died
A couple of months ago Steve Jobs died
A few weeks ago Jimmy Saville died
Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs and nobody left to Fix It
Let's hope nothing happens to Ed Balls!
classic..... ....
Alan...still plodding on....!
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Italian divers searching the stricken Italian cruise ship have found 2 Glaswegians in the bar. They've told the divers to "F### off ,we're All Inclusive!"
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And in a related joke, a Diplomatic Incident is brewing after the Korean honeymoon couple found on board the day after the sinking refuse to tell rescuers what happened to the Rescue Dog which found them.......dandywarhol wrote:Italian divers searching the stricken Italian cruise ship have found 2 Glaswegians in the bar. They've told the divers to "F### off ,we're All Inclusive!"
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John
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A non-brunette Joke
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats are much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I 'm going to sit here all the way to New York." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the flightdeck and informs the Captain of the blonde problem.
The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the flightdeck to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot.
"I have a blonde girlfriend," the co-pilot responds. "I'll take care of this." He goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant are astonished and ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."
A beautiful young blonde woman boards a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looks at the seats in economy and then looks into the forward cabin at the first-class seats. Seeing that the first-class seats are much larger and more comfortable, she moves forward to the last empty one.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and tells the woman that her seat is in economy. The blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I 'm going to sit here all the way to New York." Flustered, the flight attendant goes to the flightdeck and informs the Captain of the blonde problem.
The captain goes back and tells the woman that her assigned seat is in economy. Again, the blonde replies, "I'm young, blonde and beautiful, and I'm going to sit here all the way to New York." The captain doesn't want to cause a commotion, and so returns to the flightdeck to discuss the blonde problem with the co-pilot.
"I have a blonde girlfriend," the co-pilot responds. "I'll take care of this." He goes back and briefly whispers something in the blonde's ear. She immediately gets up, says "Thank you so much," hugs the co-pilot, and rushes back to her seat in the economy section.
The pilot and flight attendant are astonished and ask the co-pilot what he had said to the woman. He replies, "I just told her that the first class section isn't going to New York."
Break in
Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they broke one of my computer keyboard keys.
I onder hich one !!!!!!!
I onder hich one !!!!!!!
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Bob wrote:T it.
i was going to say tit for tat go and break into his house, but someone may misread it
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The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I managed to beat him off with my vacuum cleaner .Talk about Dyson with death !!!
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shuttle wrote:The Grim Reaper came for me last night but I managed to beat him off with my vacuum cleaner .Talk about Dyson with death !!!