While (still) waiting for a replacement to arrive ('despatched on Wednesday, honest'), the white stuff is now upon us, and my trusty BM is, as usual, totally useless.
Said dealer says it is easy to disconnect turbo and run without it.
Can anyone tell me, a complete dolt with mechanics, how to do this, in words of one syllable, a picture would be even better.

So far I have: "lift driver's seat. hose to your right, awkward to get at, with a jubilee clip that would take a 10mm wrench thingy, disconnect". the only hose that I can see to the right (top of engine, middle, bottom?) that looks like it isn't a coolant hose

Assuming I don't b****r the old girl up totally, what's the deal running with this pipe removed? Should I blank the holes off, will oil spray everywhere, as apparently the turbo is spraying oil into the engine?
Or perhaps, being a complete eejit with such things, I should leave well alone..

Many thanks for any words of wisdom.
Derek