Bored with Butties phase 15
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Bored with Butties phase 15
I was supposed to be perpetuating the Dr. Who theme but, as it’s a nice day I couldn’t resist slipping this one in. A possible return to Dr. Who next week
Whilst this is technically a butty, I think it qualifies for this section as it is guaranteed to wipe the smiles off the faces of your colleagues
There are some who would suggest that the reason the Germans lost in 1966 was because they ate too many spicy sausages and drank too much fizzy beer. This isn’t an altogether bad idea for lunch so how about this.... ....get a disposable barbie from Asda, and deploy it in a quiet corner of your work’s carpark.... ....or outside reception if you’re feeling particularly bold
Keep the barbie off the table, you don’t want a bigger fire than necessary....
....and try to keep the smoke down to a minimum
Get those frikadellen and bockwürsts sizzling nicely....
....with proper German curry-ketchup at the ready....
....hmmmm, looking promising....
....Achtung!! how’s that for a quick butty....
....and accompanied by some of Lidl’s finest fizzy German beer, not sure this is what the doctor meant by a balanced diet
Go on, I dare you – you’ll soon learn who your friends are Vee haf vays ov making you stop drinking varm beer und eating sausages mit less than ze permitted proportion ov meat, spices und garlic....
Whilst this is technically a butty, I think it qualifies for this section as it is guaranteed to wipe the smiles off the faces of your colleagues
There are some who would suggest that the reason the Germans lost in 1966 was because they ate too many spicy sausages and drank too much fizzy beer. This isn’t an altogether bad idea for lunch so how about this.... ....get a disposable barbie from Asda, and deploy it in a quiet corner of your work’s carpark.... ....or outside reception if you’re feeling particularly bold
Keep the barbie off the table, you don’t want a bigger fire than necessary....
....and try to keep the smoke down to a minimum
Get those frikadellen and bockwürsts sizzling nicely....
....with proper German curry-ketchup at the ready....
....hmmmm, looking promising....
....Achtung!! how’s that for a quick butty....
....and accompanied by some of Lidl’s finest fizzy German beer, not sure this is what the doctor meant by a balanced diet
Go on, I dare you – you’ll soon learn who your friends are Vee haf vays ov making you stop drinking varm beer und eating sausages mit less than ze permitted proportion ov meat, spices und garlic....
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
Sheer magic!
Not too sure how the boss would react if I tried this outside the shop when we've got a perfectly nice barbie area out in the back garden?
Is dressing up in a suit compulsory? If so I'm out
H
Not too sure how the boss would react if I tried this outside the shop when we've got a perfectly nice barbie area out in the back garden?
Is dressing up in a suit compulsory? If so I'm out
H
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
Harry, I think you should fire up a barbie on the pavement outside your shop
The suit is because I'm trying to develop a better class of barbecue
The suit is because I'm trying to develop a better class of barbecue
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Vunderbar Muzz,I to like der frikadellan und brockwursts.
Is zat your birstday suit,by ze vay ?
Ill get mein coat,schnell!
Brian ,aka Herr Flik. (well it did when i had some)
ps,how did you get the square fried egg on the burger??
Is zat your birstday suit,by ze vay ?
Ill get mein coat,schnell!
Brian ,aka Herr Flik. (well it did when i had some)
ps,how did you get the square fried egg on the burger??
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
That looks frikadellin good.
dunno about the suit, i suppose a first time for anything , but not on an open forum.
dunno about the suit, i suppose a first time for anything , but not on an open forum.
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
I love this photo but you are in your 'real world' clothes - yet still doing bongo stuff - fabulous
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
at last sausage butties errrr with ze twist
where's the chips???
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
Is all the smoke caused by the bbq slowly burning its way through the axe and sledge hammer handles?? i guess the aroama of smouldering hickory just adds to the flavour
And why are you carrying an axe and a sledge hammer in the first place
Ian
And why are you carrying an axe and a sledge hammer in the first place
Ian
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
I thought that was standard Bongo camping gear, officer....jumper wrote:And why are you carrying an axe and a sledge hammer in the first place
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you must have a hell of a set of tent pegs
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Indeedjumper wrote:you must have a hell of a set of tent pegs
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Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
What time were you due before the "BEAK" or was this your last meal before "SENTENCING"
Bongo no more........... ;-(
Re: Bored with Butties phase 15
Muz in a suit???? next thing you know, he''ll be washing his Bongo.
Alan & Dot
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Yes sir, I can Bongo !!
I now walk with an angel by my side.