Bongo Fury

I new it was due
Dug the cert out last night runs out on Thursday
Texted me mobile mechanic at 6 am this morn
He phoned me back just before I handed me phones in at prison gate 8:00am (was working in prison today )
Can do it today he said
Got me Mrs to leave spare key in boot of bongo
Came out of prison at 14:00 to a text from mechanic

All done 3 minors sorted bongo at yours again

That was nice and easy

Minors were uneven handbrake ( lever was sticking or something he sorted it )
Poor emissions ( bottle of diesel magic, clean of K&N air filter , remove and clean a sensor , passed emissions
Minor leak of exhaust gasses at rear ( sorted )
Will get a stainless exhaust for it soon I think

Roll on the spring I'm getting itchy feet again now

Gasy wrote:I new it was due
Dug the cert out last night runs out on Thursday
Texted me mobile mechanic at 6 am this morn
He phoned me back just before I handed me phones in at prison gate 8:00am (was working in prison today )
Can do it today he said
Got me Mrs to leave spare key in boot of bongo
Came out of prison at 14:00 to a text from mechanic

All done 3 minors sorted bongo at yours again

That was nice and easy

Minors were uneven handbrake ( lever was sticking or something he sorted it )
Poor emissions ( bottle of diesel magic, clean of K&N air filter , remove and clean a sensor , passed emissions
Minor leak of exhaust gasses at rear ( sorted )
Will get a stainless exhaust for it soon I think

Roll on the spring I'm getting itchy feet again now

Nice one and good to see you got an early release too.

Great news

Good news and good service from your techie.

Moral: Go to jail and your Bongo will be fine.

Bongolia wrote:

Gasy wrote:I new it was due
Dug the cert out last night runs out on Thursday
Texted me mobile mechanic at 6 am this morn
He phoned me back just before I handed me phones in at prison gate 8:00am (was working in prison today )
Can do it today he said
Got me Mrs to leave spare key in boot of bongo
Came out of prison at 14:00 to a text from mechanic

All done 3 minors sorted bongo at yours again

That was nice and easy

Minors were uneven handbrake ( lever was sticking or something he sorted it )
Poor emissions ( bottle of diesel magic, clean of K&N air filter , remove and clean a sensor , passed emissions
Minor leak of exhaust gasses at rear ( sorted )
Will get a stainless exhaust for it soon I think

Roll on the spring I'm getting itchy feet again now

Nice one and good to see you got an early release too.

Nearly didn't get released
Got reported for walking through the prison with me crowbar over me shoulder and a battery powered recipe saw in me hand
At movement time ( prisoners are moving from cell blokes to workshops etc)
Had the guards running after me that did

Mate of mine used to drive a moblie crane. Was sent to a site job and wondered what all the bells were ringing for, when he was surrounded by police cars they told him the big building just there is Cardiff jail.

^^
They hate it when I have mini diggers inside them
Or leave me ladders on top of me van and take me van in gets them twitchy aswell
I sometimes get a attack dog and guard then
They won't let me leave the mini digger inside over night either ???

Could be used by any old Tom, Dick, or Harry.

After the revelations in last nights Panorama i'm surprised they're bothered by anything

Didn't see last nights