Bongo Fury

Remember, to book a place you must be a paid-up member of the club. Although there are no electric hook ups left, there are plenty of standard pitches at £10.50 per night.

To book send a Paypal payment to [email protected] or phone the office on 0114-2550836. Please supply your membership number (or home postcode) and vehicle registration when booking.

As at this morning we have 111 Bongos booked in.

I'll be booking on Monday.

Next month's credit card bill.

We're booked.

bob needs a lot of space.

Well, we like lots of space, don't always get it.

And if that twonk who pitched up next to us last year with a sound system louder than the band shows I'm going home.

I kid you not, as soon as the racket started Mrs B hid my axe. You never know when you might need one.

Hey Bob, Mrs B hid the axe coz she wanted to listen some rave music I reckon she didn't want you spoiling the weekend away with you no-nonsense attitude her indoors wouldn't tolerate it neither my lady hates all that yobbish behaviour! There is a time and a place for that