As everyone is talking about chance of thiefts thought id tell u about incident with me and m bongo during summer.
I recently bought a realy nice 96 i think, bongo black and silver with blackened rear windows (notice the blackened rear windows bit. as it explains allot later.) and have been pimping it up. stereo, tv etc etc spinning wheels!! which are a joy!
It was a Saturday and as usual i was working in my shop selling kites id arived late (not unusual for me!

) as it was POORING DOWN and i mean POORING i wasn't looking forward to unloading the shop display of 6-7 canoes and other boats outside in rain. So thought to self mmmmm sod it today ill find something else to do as not much chance of anyone coming in this rain (I was right, quiest day) so i decided to clear a pathway though shop as much as i could then i parked van right outside on main road so i could watch anyone aproaching shop and wire up my roof mounted screan in
the back of the van!
Seen is set its saturday 1pm im sat in back of van wiring tv up which is parked on busy main road and its pooring down.
As Im wiring I look up road to see a guy in his 50's who just made me feel something was wrong walking down streat towards me. I thought to self mmm i don't like him he doesn't seem to fit in and just gives me willies, while im in back of van I'll keep watch of him. He walks past Van and disapears i think nothing more about him. 5 mins goes by im still wiring tv im sat on chair just behind drivers door and the curtains are slightly pulled over when i hear my front door being openned (it had been left open and keys where in ignition as i needed the electrics on to power tv) i though aye up a friends jumping in for a chat..
It took me a age to figure out why a compleate stranger was jumping in my van and grabbing all my stuff.

im there pondering why and who, when penny dropped, this was guy I had seen before and he was
STEALING MY STUFF!!!!!

the toe rag!!!!!!!
Feeling a little anoyed at this i came over the top of ront seat to grab hold of him. U should have seen his face one minute its Christmas the next hes watching a 18+ stone shaven headed bloke in mirror coming over chair

he mannaged to pull me over seat and got out door with me still holding on to him. he started slamming door on my arm and head.

at this point i lost it a little and fight began in urnist!!!
I slammed door open into him then was threatened if i didnt let go he would bite me, I thought to self best thing to do is knock this guy out fast so as he was trying to bite me i kept lamping him and i realy did hit him hard. I just had no idea what was holding him up finaly when i thought he was knocked senceless enough to get hold of him i tried to and then dragged him across road and tied to get him into pub for help. at this point he started up again still trying to bite me. Still thinking best way to deal with this is to knock guy out i kept hitting him. im told u could hear me saying to him inside pub "Look mate stop fighting or this is going to f?$@ing hurt!!!! followed by a smack and a scream" which was repeated several times.
by this time a crowd had formed but no one was helping as he was still trying to bite me final someone got land lord who is about same build as me but about 6'8-9 and between us one holding ancle one holding twist we mannaged to hold the guy so he couldnt bit either of us.
This is the funny bit as at this point parents just happen to be passing in car and see me smiling while holding onto this guys ancle and pull in and i quote ask.
"whats happened has there been some sought of car accident?" to which i reply
"nope mum i did that!!!"
Police arrive about 2 minutes after call and arrest the guy who straight away wants me up on charges for assault!! he dropped them soon after as there was to many witnesses who saw that i was just trying to stop him biting me while not letting him go and kept asking him not to resist.
He was a sorry sight though!!
turns out he was wanted for 5 years for skipping bail and was wanted in blackpool and liverpool think he gave such a good fight as he new he was wanted and facing jail time. Police rang me back later to tell me i think they thought it was funny someone was in car when he desided to break in and it was someone who could handle him. Only regret was we didnt get photo. It was the Landlords first day as thye had just taken over pub.
There is some justice