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silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:15 am
by ianandwendy
at the weekend my girlfriend noticed a black cap/disc under the acclerator pedal, with 'LOCK' written on it with an arrow indicating which way to turn it to lock whatever it locks. currently it is in the 'LOCK' position.
hadnt noticed it before and now its niggling at me as to what it is.
can anyone tell me what it is for and whether it should be in the 'LOCK' or 'UNLOCK' position.
many thanks

Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:19 am
by jaylee
DON'T unlock it what ever you do!!

Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:29 am
by ianandwendy
too late i turned it to the 'UNLOCK' position, curiosity got the better of me at the weekend. nothing happened, should something have happened lol
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:34 am
by jaylee
It will unleash many evils onto the world.
A plague of un imaginable misery.. War.. Pestilence.. Famine…
An army of Satan’s lap dogs will devour the righteous & the heavens will fall!!
We never speak of the curse that is “The black beneath the pedal”…
To allow ones curiosity to open it is to bring the “dark times”.!!!
It will also ruin the line of your driver’s foot well!!

Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:40 am
by daveblueozzie
ianandwendy wrote:too late i turned it to the 'UNLOCK' position, curiosity got the better of me at the weekend. nothing happened, should something have happened lol
OMG, HES OPENED PANDORAS BOX

, WE ARE ALL DOOMED

Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:45 am
by ianandwendy
i thought all that happened when the 5 mystical intruments were played and the sacred book was read.
ill try harder to unlock it now, all that sounds fun.
i didnt know my bongo commanded so much power
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:46 am
by jaylee
daveblueozzie wrote:ianandwendy wrote:too late i turned it to the 'UNLOCK' position, curiosity got the better of me at the weekend. nothing happened, should something have happened lol
OMG, HES OPENED PANDORAS BOX

, WE ARE ALL DOOMED

It's time he read the extensive fact sheet written in the blood of a non believer on the remains of a bonnet bra off a VW...
Or would you prefer it in PDF format??
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:48 am
by ianandwendy
can i read PDF's in the aftermath?

Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:52 am
by jaylee
jaylee wrote:It will unleash many evils onto the world.
A plague of un imaginable misery.. War.. Pestilence.. Famine…
An army of Satan’s lap dogs will devour the righteous & the heavens will fall!!
We never speak of the curse that is “The black beneath the pedal”…
To allow ones curiosity to open it is to bring the “dark times”.!!!
It will also ruin the line of your driver’s foot well!!

ianandwendy wrote:can i read PDF's in the aftermath? 
NOT without a ruddy good torch...!
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:56 am
by ianandwendy
i got the flare in my bongo, so we should be ok for a while and windup lanterns.
we're prepared for the outcome of my actions.
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 10:59 am
by jaylee
I've noticed the sales in Pot Noodles have increased as panic buyers prepare for Armageddon...
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:02 am
by ianandwendy
urghhhhhhhhhh
maybe i wont unlock it now. dont fancy eating potnoodles
unleashing the Power has lost its appeal now lol
maybe illl just have a peak though
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:14 am
by jaylee
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:21 am
by daveblueozzie
i noticed you got the same daft answers, vengeance is sweet and best served cold.
Re: silly question
Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 11:21 am
by ianandwendy
cheers, i see you founbd it to and curiosity got the better you too. glad im not the only one.