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Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:16 pm
by jaylee
I fitted a microwave sensor as part of an extensive upgrade on my alarm system..
Its been fitted a week & had no trigger problems...
A lot of thought & research has gone into installation, apart from the blue led you wouldn't know it was there!
I've tested all aspects of general auto skulduggery & only negative intent towards my vehicle would set it off... Even if the battery's cut it don't stop..
So..? How alive has two sausage rolls placed virtually on top of the microwave sensor have to be to trigger the alarm?
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:19 pm
by missfixit70
Maybe the microwaves were coooking the sausage rolls, thus causing them to jiggle about?
I'll get back in my box now
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:19 pm
by mister munkey
Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Its been proven at Cambridge University . . .
http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/cn_news ... ?ID=394099
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:23 pm
by missfixit70
Pyromaniac sausage rolls - the most dangerous type
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 11:24 pm
by steviebongo
were the sausages hot? could have set it off because of the heat signiture!
cheers stevie
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:06 am
by jaylee
They were fresh & slightly warm...
I'd eaten one & had two left!
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 12:09 am
by jaylee
"no significant damage to the building." Burnt sausage roll then!
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 1:26 pm
by spitineye
maybe they were doing that dance those lizards in the desert do....
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:52 pm
by helen&tony
Hi
Why did the sausage roll?
Because it saw the micro wave
Cheers
Helen
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:33 pm
by Bob
Hot Dawg, whatever next.
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:45 am
by bigdaddycain
Could you bring the sausage rolls to a meat?
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:14 am
by helen&tony
Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower
Cheers
Helen
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 12:13 pm
by missfixit70
helen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower
Cheers
Helen
That one took me while, only just woke up mind
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:57 am
by jaylee
helen&tony wrote:Hi
OK Ste.
We have decided to build an open-top shower cubicle in the garden, so that I can enjoy the night sky. Tony can fill a watering -can with warm bovril gravy, stand on a chair , and pour it over me whilst I stare at the night sky and enjoy a meatier shower
Cheers
Helen
Back to nature.. Kind of al-Bisto...!
Re: Is it possible for a sausage roll to trigger an alarm..?
Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:01 am
by helen&tony
Hi
Yes...It's wonderful on a starry night to understand the gift of nature has been Bisto'd upon us.
It was only the other day that Tony and I were talking Astronomy, and I said how wonderful it is after a steamy hot bath on a moonlit night, to jump out of the bath, place a mirror on the floor, and stand over it whilst flinging open the window to gaze....and on such an occasion, you can see the Moon and Uranus at the same time
Cheers
Helen