Bongo Fury

well im here sitting at work looking forward to next weekend,,,,

only a week to go ...just had a quick thought .....once the barbies lit, is that when everyone seems to introduce them selves lol

so in preparation, how many sausages do you think i will need lol

i hear 200 plus bongo,s to be there and an average 2-3 peeps per bongo

do i really need to take so many sausages as a friendly offering

and what about the rolls to put them in, tomato sauce

my bongo will be the local hot dog stall lol

where will i fit them all in

get your order in now

andy

2 jumbo dogs with onion relish and 2 small dogs with ketchup please

easy...220 Bongos @3 peeps each = 660 peeps. However 11 of the peeps are still on a milk diet so 649, 18 others are vegitarian = 631 x 2 sausages each 1,262......36 are either to old or young to eat 2 so we are now at 1,224 ...allowance must be made for that BDC and his gang so add 52 = 1276 add a random 40 for passers by who just pop in to see what all the fuss is about =1304.
Reckon thats it 1,304 ...ah' musn't forget the 27 dogs @ 3 each so 1,304 + 81=1,385....better call it 1,400

Well I need 5 maybe 6.. 1 will english mustard please... Shout over will yah when mi teas coooked...

hehehehehe

hi andy thanks for offerin to do barbie, as i dont eat sausages a couple of small lamb chops would b good ill bring honey to put on them as i dont want to put you out... as for gary sausages would be just fine...

Top man

Gary & Tina

O well thats 1398 then and 2 chops

What no steaks Honestly, as long as I don't have to cook ANYTHING's fine I'm told they also deliver kebabs & pizza to the site. Sorted Now if only Kirsty(missfixit70) brings a couple of extra barrels of her sloegin & brandy, we may never go home

if Kirsty brings the extra barrels ,nobody will be going home.

I think my wife, daughter and boss might complain about that!!!!

in that order.

Well done for the offer to cook, I collected the cider on Friday.

I think you better ditch the sausage idea and just get a pig and do a hog roast, you are gonna need it