Kath & Ian wrote:Sorry you can't make it Plod

................Can I be your deputy lol?
Kath
Sorry,but Alan54`s already been sworn in,and been measured for his uniform.Hes just waiting for a hat from me,as the force stores dont stock one biggenuff

.However his Truncheon is legendary
Im always off duty at the meets,so Alan has been promoted to Chief Constable,so you can apply to the force at the following address:-
The Recruiting Department,
c/o Chief Constable 54 Alan,
The Mazda Bongo Constabulary,
Bongofury,
Igmaynardland.
Enclose a stamped addressed envelope as hes a tight git as hell send you back junk mail and youll have to pay the return postage.
Jackie is his 2nd in command having donned the uniform.
Shes Chief Supt of the Cannine Dept

and the Riot Squad

,also known as the Stormtroopers.She also runs the Social sections Pole and Lapdance

club.!
Watch out......the Bongo Police are about.......looking for freewheelers and coasters
Brian

Confucious once said " To be fluent in Bongolese is to hold the key to the world!"