Bongo Fury

Ooh... Wait till he see's this post!

what?.........i don`t know what you mean!
oh well......back to the shed i go!

When I left home at 15 years of age to join the Army. My dad said to me " son, there are only two things in this life you must never get involved in, incest and morris dancing"
Wise man my dad.
He also strongly recommended that I dip it in Dettol before and after !!
So ! I'm afraid you must count me out of the troop.

Fingers crossed BDC

so will you be showing us how to strip the willow at windermere then pam
(isnt that illegal in national parks)

what the bloody hell has my missus been saying?
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!

don't ask Jamie - divorce is expensive!!!!!


only joking

Hi Jamie,
Morris dancing you cannot be serious.
Next thing it will be,.... "Anyone for Linedancing"???
Not for me i'm glad to say.

haydn callow wrote:When I left home at 15 years of age to join the Army. My dad said to me " son, there are only two things in this life you must never get involved in, incest and morris dancing"
Wise man my dad.
He also strongly recommended that I dip it in Dettol before and after !!
So ! I'm afraid you must count me out of the troop.

But i've already made you a suit!

(for the morris dancing...Not for the other )

take away the bells and braces and those suits are very reminiscent of the ones worn in one flew over the cukoos nest - so dont worry it wont be wasted.