I feel i really must step in here....This discussion needs to be halted right now!
I have just read about people driving around whilst intoxicated,in vehicles fitted with bullbars,whilst having a feathered individual tied to said bullbars.
Can nobody see the dangers involved here? Think about it....
In the evenings, campsites are infested with midges and other such small flying insects...I propose that a bongo fitted with bullbars could cause severe injury to said midges, and as a result, i have just entered into negotiations with a company that can supply us with a bulk order of high viz vests for midges. Thankfully, due to the size of the midges, the order only came to 12 pence for 8 miliion tidgy little vests.
Can i suggest we start practising donning the poor midges with said life saving items? I'm currently in my back garden collecting a bunch of them so i can practise my midge dressing technique.

It's a good job that somebody is normal on here
