Bongo Fury

Please accept with no obligation- implied or implicit - my Best Wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday, practised withing the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, (or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all) and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Calender year 2010, but not without due respect for the Calenders of choice of other cultures , who's contributions have helped make this country great (not to imly that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only 'great country' in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, clour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the Wishee...

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Merry Christmas to everyone. Enjoy.

Andy & Denise xxx

all the best to one and all. hope to see you soon love and peace. neil

Have a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous Happy New Year to one and all

Merry crimbo you lot and all the other lots from all over the bongo forum

Very best wishes from the frozen Lake District.

You've no idea how much I miss my 4wd bongo in these conditions...all deliveries for my business suspended... but I am having fun driving our Mountain Rescue landies on ambulance service assists.

Have a peaceful holiday all.

See you in the new year.

H

Merry Bongolistic Christmas to everyone, wishing you all Health & Happiness.
Also a Very Happy NEw Year.
Cant wait till 2010 for all those meets. Takecare.
Love Sharron & Bethanxx
Not forgetting Yorkiexxx

Merry Christmas one and all xxx

Merry Christmas to you all. The pressies are wrapped, the veg is prepped, the kids are nearly in bed and i've got a glass of vino -finally. Sorted. Have fun everyone. See y'all next year

festive greetings to you all from all of us here, see you in the new year

Di and Jamie wrote:Merry Christmas to you all. The pressies are wrapped, the veg is prepped, the kids are nearly in bed and i've got a glass of vino -finally. Sorted. Have fun everyone. See y'all next year

Just about the same here. Have a great Christmas (you too Mike, Jo and Emma) and look forward to Spring and more Bongo get togethers

mister munkey wrote:Please accept with no obligation- implied or implicit - my Best Wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice holiday, practised withing the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, (or their choice not to practise religious or secular traditions at all) and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted Calender year 2010, but not without due respect for the Calenders of choice of other cultures , who's contributions have helped make this country great (not to imly that this country is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only 'great country' in the western hemisphere) and without regard to the race, creed, clour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual orientation of the Wishee...

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:

This Greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferrable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for himself/herself/others, and is void where prohibited by Law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issue of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issue of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Please accept this formal statement of brain strain wrongfully imposed on myself on Christmas morning, when all brain cells had been placed into resting mode, causing excess use of energy, increasing my carbon footprint, and probably shortening my intended life span. You will be hearing from my lawyer. Meanwhile, HAPPY CHRISTMAS!!!!*

*(Not to be considered as implying a seasonal greeting exclusively generated for mister munkey, his forebears, siblings, partners matrimonial or otherwise/singular or plural, and/or his descendants. A MERRY CHRISTMAS, AND A HAPPY & PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR TO ALL READERS OF THIS FORUM - AND TO ALL THEIRS, AS FOREGOING.)

The greeting expressed above, and as clarified in parantheses, has multi-locational intent inasmuch as it is not restricted to readers in the "North West" but is offered to those throughout the United Kingdom and beyond, including but not limited to Ireland, Russia, Bulgaria, Australia, Spain and New Zealand.....in fact, wherever you may find yourself. Meanwhile, I'm still looking for myself - now, where did I put me?

Yo, Yo... check it... A big word up to my main man Dabsicles,
biggin us up to help thaw them icicles,
Oops! did i slip on snow?... No?...
This is a christmas rap, but i ain't Kurtis Blow,
this is the BDC you may have heard of the name,
Otherwise known as the big daddy cain,
spittin a greetin' to all the north west crew,
to DBO, ozzie,blue and roo too,
Ya hear my rhymes? They be gettin' funky,
Peace goes out to my man Mr Munkey,
And to Mike the - B- the -4- the on-c-,
and of course to my main man... Jaylee,
Not the jigga jay but stan the man,
here's hoping he'll spit one out of the can,
A comeback rap that'll blow the weeds off this,
which brings me to the techie guru..the miss,
fixit, she licks the bongo techie issues,
she takes on all the erik's and sue's,
especially the one's that wear high heeled shoes,

Keeping the flow going, i'll touch on the forum,
spit it real to the crowd trying not to bore em,
respect to Dabs & Harry for calling the meets,
Let's hope there's more of 'em...not bongo overheats,
Oops did i say heats? Let's hope not,
Yuletide greetings to my flygirl hotpot,
i hope that doesn't come across as shallow,
don't be alarmed,hook up with Haydn Callow,
check out chell if ya wanna watch a vid,
for info on the 323's speak to kawasaki kid,
hold on, i'm not quite ready to go,
for geo cache info speak to pete snow...
but don't blame me if you end up in a hole,
for auto box issues pm dandywarhol,
or G8 Geoff for clever camera angles,
just remember to avoid a foglight that dangles,
I'm not a famous wrestler like Shirley Crabtree,
If ya'll need sticking better go see Cabte,
he floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee,
i'm talkin bout Carl...the YBB,
and Sue of course not forgettin' bout Amber,
My new mate dunc,otherwise know as the dande...man,
I'm stretchin it, i know i really can't be sorrier,
Not forgettin about my man mike dreamwarrior,
my flow be slowin' i know it'll be tollin'but i wanna let ya'll be knowin,that i'll defend ya....
Movin onto my man...Mel, the great pretender,
the engineer from standish,he's not really outlandish,
for spannerwork he'll do damage to most mechanics,
who think they know it,take heed to his words,
or your head gasket? You might just blow it!

Rollin up now to my main man Ron Miel,
a true gent, just like steve from wooden wheel,
and lynn of course, who could forget her?
Pm ing jo though i really shouldn't let her
And now it's time to talk about drinking the stella,
a helluva brew,though i'm to drunk to tell ya,
i really don't think that i could walk far,
A big shout out to the man waycar,
a unique guy with a hell of a manner,
which brings to Dave...The janner vanner,
the pimp king who walks tall and won't fall,
chillin on the mean streets of cornwall,
Yeah i said cornwall quit throwing an eppy,
peace goes out to my main man cheffy,
when he posts on pimp it gives me an...ELECTION,
luv it when he lights up my section,
and of course, might i be so bold?
To wish my best to Anna (not so old),
we're all thinkin,hopin,wishin' and prayin'
that you pull through, it goes without sayin,
by now, i know that most of you know me,
Can't forget about Helen&tony,
Or kloonsy,or shell & andy for that matter,
and blobber,always snappin me while i chatter,
it goes without sayin my sidekick ,my cuz,
the lens bearing admin by the name of Muz,
he'll snap ya, no matter how many a mile,
Don't worry john...the francophile,
Not forgot ya,or dropped ya, i just couldn't slot ya,
Neatly into my rhyme in time, i'll mime...
You a christmas greeting,a yuletide yo till the stourport meeting,
but don't worry, i'm sure we'll bump ya suspension again,
in Blackpool maybe? with my buds andanden,
By now, im sure i can hear some of your yawnings,
Fret not, i'll let ya get back to ya awnings,
stay strong, nah fluff that,... stay hard,
i've one person left to thank,...Mr Maynard,
for bringing together such off da hook members,
sometimes we forget,fail to remember,
that we have him to thank for aliviating our boredom,
He's the one who started this forum,
so let's all give one big loud cheer,
merry christmas and a happy new year!!!

PEACE....

bloddy hell
rapper mc its from bigdaddy

WOW THAT IS CLEVER ,FANTASTIC.