If push came to shove you may be able to persuade me to come up a detection circuit. I'm not that clued up on electronics (although I know a man who is) but I do have some experience with PIC systems and I'm sure I could cobble something together. They're cheap and very easy to build and the results can be quite sophisticated which is why they're so cool.
If you don't know what a PIC is then imagine a very basic computer that costs about £2.
Of course, a simple sensor / buzzer arrangement would be a much simpler solution but why do things the easy way when you can do them the interesting way?
Oh dear, I feel a geek attack coming on. Please excuse me for a moment.
