Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

It's at Stourport on Severn 18 to 23 June. Arrange to meet up, ask questions, post photos.......

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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by karena » Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:37 am

hang on guys, serious issue here, those poo boxes work out at £1.53 per poo.don't know about you but i think that's expensive sh1t.must be for people with inflation bowel disease
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by handyman » Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:30 am

Sorry to butt in to this most interesting topic....but it could be one of ours. Normally we have five porta loos going at anyone time...but one has gone missing. We have'nt seen it since the Goosewood meet and suspect that it got mixed up with some one else personal belongings...or worse still decided it was better of with a Yorkie than a Southern bum.
Nearest van to us was from Derbyshire so we might be extracting the urine off the Yorkies.
Have just had to buy a new C2 to replace it 75 quid. :-({|=
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mobilecat » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:03 am

handyman wrote:Sorry to butt in to this most interesting topic....but it could be one of ours. Normally we have five porta loos going at anyone time...but one has gone missing. We have'nt seen it since the Goosewood meet and suspect that it got mixed up with some one else personal belongings...or worse still decided it was better of with a Yorkie than a Southern bum.
Nearest van to us was from Derbyshire so we might be extracting the urine off the Yorkies.
Have just had to buy a new C2 to replace it 75 quid. :-({|=
Sorry handyma but this loo was never left at the bash and it never went missing. It is just a long running (and rather tired) joke. A photo was taken of my loo before it went in the van and headed for home.
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by Muzorewa » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:10 am

You must get your 'n' button fixed.

:idea: :idea: Perhaps all your n's have been assembled to form that alternative word for constipation - "nnnnnnnnnnnnnn" :idea: :idea:

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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mobilecat » Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:25 am

Muzorewa wrote:You must get your 'n' button fixed.

:idea: :idea: Perhaps all your n's have been assembled to form that alternative word for constipation - "nnnnnnnnnnnnnn" :idea: :idea:

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Sorry everyone but I am cursed with IT at the moment. My keyboard on the laptop died a death some time ago and now the n key sticks all the time on my plug in keyboard. Of course whilst using the plug in keyboard its very awkward to use the mouse on the laptop and the wired mouse was driving me mad so I got a wireless one. Well it was fabulous but after a week the dongle flew somewhere in the lounge and despite a full scale search it has evaporated so I am struggling to do much with the laptop easily - which is a bit of a bummer as I work using it pretty much all the time!! I find it difficult to find keyboards that suit me because I have extremely small hands and need special keyboards or I get RSI.
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by bigdaddycain » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:26 am

mobilecat wrote: - which is a bit of a bummer as I work using it pretty much all the time!!
I never said it...never even thought it... [-X [-X [-X

There's nowt worse than evaporating flying dongles whizzing across the living room... That happens quite often in our household. #-o

Cat? When your letter "n" doesn't work, use the letter "u" but turn the laptop the other way round when typing it,it'll show up as an "n" when viewed on others computer's.... :wink:

Watch..I'll press "u" repeatedly, hang on, i'll just turn the laptop around...Ok ready?nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...See? :wink:
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mobilecat » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:36 am

Thanks Ste - that will surely solve my problem.
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mister munkey » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:40 am

It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .

Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .

Ready?

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!

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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by bigdaddycain » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:47 am

mobilecat wrote:Thanks Ste - that will surely solve my problem.
No probs luv... glad to be of service.... :wink:
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mobilecat » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:48 am

mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .

Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .

Ready?

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!

Brill!!!!
Hey I may try it in the microwave. Great fun.
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by bigdaddycain » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:50 am

mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .

Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .

Ready?

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!

Brill!!!!
I've not got one of those, but i have got a microwave...hang on, i'll try it....

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 ...Well, whaddya know? it works! (getting warm though)

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9...Munkey? I just done another (oh joy)...and another..... AND ANOTHER! easy!...too easy....
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by Muzorewa » Wed Jun 25, 2008 11:54 am

Hey amigos, it also works with the question-mark key......

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This is superb!

....and just in case you think I'm making it up, it even works with the question-mark smiley :shock:
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by mikeonb4c » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:44 pm

mobilecat wrote:
mister munkey wrote:It works with the 6 as well - look . . . .

Hang on, I've got one of those cake turntable things in the kitchen. . .

Ready?

6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 6 9 !!

Brill!!!!
Hey I may try it in the microwave. Great fun.
Nothing beats a bit of 69 in the microwave I always find. Or rather, found, as I'm not supple enough these days :shock:
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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by John the sparky » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:52 pm

I have a phobia of the letter C, I've always made do by using B instead....


I know, I know, I'm just a silly bunt :lol: :lol:



wait just a thought, I could use a K..... :-k


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Re: Did anyone leave a Portaloo ???

Post by Bongoplod » Wed Jun 25, 2008 1:54 pm

mikeonb4c wrote:
Nothing beats a bit of 69 in the microwave I always find. Or rather, found, as I'm not supple enough these days :shock:
Tends to make yer bits get hot and glow red though Mike,or is it purple :oops:
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