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by lizard
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:50 pm
Forum: Techie Stuff
Topic: mangled trim
Replies: 7
Views: 1417

Re: mangled trim

I meant to give the pliers and rest of the trim a go tonight, but have sat on the sofa and snoozed instead. Any tips for getting the trim off correctly in the first place? I'm not taking mine off now, looks like a load of trouble. :( Sorry to here of your woes, but I use PG tips when in trouble fol...
by lizard
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:33 pm
Forum: Pimp My Bongo
Topic: Fitting Cruise Control.......
Replies: 42
Views: 14139

Re: Fitting Cruise Control.......

Simon Jones has a great set of info on the Waceo 50.

Mine works great at the moment, spiffing on a long run, nice bit of kit. I have no idea of the other type.

Why re-invent the wheel when Simon has done it for you. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Sorry phedders, I haven't seen yours. :(
by lizard
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:25 pm
Forum: Techie Stuff
Topic: Mystery fuses... what are they for?
Replies: 6
Views: 1577

Re: Mystery fuses... what are they for?

Yes, these are mystery fuses with out a doubt. :lol: :lol:
by lizard
Thu Jul 16, 2009 11:13 pm
Forum: Pimp My Bongo
Topic: Fitting Cruise Control.......
Replies: 42
Views: 14139

Re: Fitting Cruise Control.......

Hi all, Considering fitting cruise control and see a lot of peopl seemed to have fitted the Waeco 50 Model. Can anyone tell me whether this model http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WAECO-MagicSpeed-Car-Cruise-Control-with-Vacuum-Servo_W0QQitemZ280336548372QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM?has...
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:35 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

And just to finish as it's getting late :lol: :lol: :lol:


http://www.myscienceproject.org/condoms.html
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:30 pm
Forum: Devon & Cornwall/Kernow
Topic: VISITING THE SOUTH WEST! Where to go, what to do!
Replies: 104
Views: 57138

Re: fly fishing

J R Hartly. :D
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:29 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

They mention "double bagging" as putting two condoms on at once. I always thought it meant putting a bag over your head in case the one on your partners fell off.
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:28 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

How Many Condoms Can You Wear at Once?


The answer is probably something like three, before things start getting a little pinchy.
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:23 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

Stop me and buy one, buy two and be one jump ahead :P This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it." "What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know..." "What do you...
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:21 pm
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Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

Still more

A little boy came into the house and said to his little sister, "Guess what,
I found a used condom underneath the magnolias."
His little sister looker up and said, "What's a magnolia?"
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:20 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

Here we are The farmboy goes to the big city for a better life. A hooker picks him up and they go to a cheap motel for the night. As they are about to go to bed, she hands him a condom and asks him to put it on. He looks very confused, so she demonstrates on her forefinger. They are well into their ...
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:19 pm
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Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
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Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

I cannot condom this. :shock: A fellow walks into the pharmacy and ask to purchase some condoms. "What size package would you like?" "Oh, I get to choose? What do you have?" "Well we have a six-pack, a nine-pack and a twelve-pack." "Why so many different ones?"...
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:19 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

I didn't start this :lol: A crank with armor will never harm her Before getting drastic, wrap it in plastic Before getting laid, wrap up your spade Before you attack her, wrap your whacker Bodies shouldn't go slapping unless peter's got his wrapping Cover your stump before you hump Don't be a fool, ...
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:05 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

lizard wrote:
Mike Jill and Emily wrote:how many used condoms does it take to make a tyre ????
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365 if it's a Goodyear

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It's a spare
by lizard
Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:04 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
Replies: 742
Views: 288170

Re: Daily Titter - content warning!

Mike Jill and Emily wrote:how many used condoms does it take to make a tyre ????
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