I've just been outside and got hit on the head by a lasagne, a black forest gateaux . and a garlic baguette




I think it must be the fall out from iceland

AN IRISH BLOND IN A CASINO An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'. With that, she stripped from the...

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the little girl says- " mum why are your hands so soft"

mum replies -"cos im'e only 14 , now shut up and eat yer pot noodle before yer dad gets home from school"

My Missus told me to buy something to make her look sexy....................................

So I bought myself 12 cans of lager.

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula t...

Thanks YBB for organising another get together at Penny Flash. Nice to see you've got another Bongo =D> =D> =D> Good to see lots of new faces , Byethecrin, The shadow etc, etc, etc. Wanted to take baby Teona home with me, she's a real cutie!!!!! Weather was'nt too bad considering we had Dabs with us...

Ed and Anne met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Anne to dance clubs, restaurants, c...

On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales. At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress, 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for us. Can you pronounce where we ...

Tommy Cooper Classics- Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?" .................................. Bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years. ................................. A man came round in hospital ...

Policeman pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, 'I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.' The driver says, 'Christ, officer I had it on Cruise Control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs Calibrating.' Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now Don't be silly dear, you know that thi...

2 Irishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house Paddy picks up a nail and realises it's upside down & throws it away He carries on doing this untill Murphy says "why are you throwing the nails away ?" "Because they're upside down" says Paddy " You daft bugger "...

Smart A***D Answers Of The Year The last one is a worthy winner. 6th Place It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. 'What are my choices?' the man asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied 5th Place A fligh...

A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter. Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age." "Curious about sex?"...

Thanks DBO for getting this meet together, nice to see the usual suspects (and new ones).
At last a day meet that we did'nt get rained on
Roll on Silverdale

Steve and Lynn

Hiya Di, Please count us in for this one

Steve and Lynn