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by Gasy
Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:08 pm
Forum: Off Message
Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
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just thought i'd let you all know im in A&E,a quick word of warning the dyson ball cleaner is NOT what you think it is!!!!
by Gasy
Sun Jul 14, 2013 4:12 pm
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A bit early I know but Just got the tree & decorations down from the loft & found a present i forgot to give the kids last year,pretty gutted really cause i know they would have loved a kitten.
by Gasy
Sun Jul 14, 2013 3:34 pm
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A young family moved into a house next door to an empty plot. One day, a gang of building workers turned up to start building on the plot. The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and started talking with the workers. She hung around an...
by Gasy
Fri Jul 12, 2013 7:27 pm
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On a beautiful summer's day, two English tourists were driving through Wales in there bongo At Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyllllantysili ogogoch they stopped for lunch, and one of the tourists asked the waitress................ 'Before we order, I wonder if you could settle an argument for ...
by Gasy
Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:49 pm
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Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
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A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'

He says 'That's all right, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan!'
by Gasy
Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:38 pm
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Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
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A firefighter was working on the engine outside the station,when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides, and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her ca...
by Gasy
Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:32 pm
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Topic: Daily Titter - content warning! PLEASE POST JOKES HERE :)
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dog really is mans best friend, to prove it lock your dog and wife in the car boot for 2 hours, when you open it see who is pleased to see you
by Gasy
Thu Jul 11, 2013 8:21 pm
Forum: Techie Stuff
Topic: ATF question
Replies: 6
Views: 1957

Re: ATF question

Lever in PARK then with the engine running
Cheers
by Gasy
Thu Jul 11, 2013 7:50 pm
Forum: Techie Stuff
Topic: ATF question
Replies: 6
Views: 1957

ATF question

Hi all
I have done a search ref checking the oil level in the auto box
I know you have to move the gear stick back and forwards a few times then leave in drive
But do you have the engine running or not
Thanks

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