Study: 25% of British toddlers know how to use an iPad.
That's nothing. 100% of Chinese toddlers know how to make one.
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- Sat Aug 10, 2013 11:20 am
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- Wed Jul 17, 2013 5:20 pm
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After my wife suggested having a date night to spice up our marriage, it turned into a disaster with her ending up in tears.
Apparently she meant with each other.
Apparently she meant with each other.
- Tue May 21, 2013 11:40 am
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Wayne Rooney
Wayne and Colleen Rooney are naming their new son Klay,
I was really hoping for Macca.
I was really hoping for Macca.
- Tue May 14, 2013 4:23 pm
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Fancy Dress Party
Some bloke came into my petshop earlier. "Can I have a red and green parrot please. I'm going to a fancy dress party on Saturday dressed as Long John Silver and I really want to look the part." I said, "I've not got one in at the moment, but I can get you one here for tomorrow morning...
- Sun Apr 21, 2013 1:03 pm
- Forum: Bongo Camping Equipment
- Topic: Torn rooftent - repair, replace?
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Re: Torn rooftent - repair, replace?
Used this to mend my roof tent a couple of weeks ago.Very easy to use plus gives a neat result as it's clear,hope this helps.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/McNett-Tenaci ... 2321b35535
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/McNett-Tenaci ... 2321b35535
- Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:57 pm
- Forum: Campervan Conversions in Bongos
- Topic: Whale Sink Pump totally dead Any ideas
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Re: Whale Sink Pump totally dead Any ideas
Had the same thing happen to me at the weekend,pump completely dead.Took it back to Andys Imports on way back from campsite.He tried a new pump which also didn't work,feed into pump was ok so he said it was probably an earth problem,so got a new piece of wire and earthed it to the cigarette lighter ...
- Sun Mar 31, 2013 7:47 pm
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Can't believe the wife didn't like the souvenir I brought her back from London.
If anyone wants a pair of 'Mind The Gap' knickers then let me know
If anyone wants a pair of 'Mind The Gap' knickers then let me know
- Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:58 pm
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I phoned my wife today and said, "Pack a bag dear, I've booked us into a hotel for a few nights." "Ooh, why's that?" she asked. I said, "Well I've been playing poker all day, havent I!" "Really?" she asked again in excitement, "How much have you won?"...
- Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:21 pm
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Shopping Trip
I was shopping in Asda today and there was a weird looking child running around like a lunatic. I said to the bloke standing next to me, "that is one ugly kid." He looked at me and snarled, "do you mind, that's my son over there." I smiled and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't real...
- Sat Mar 02, 2013 12:45 pm
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Snooker !
"I'm going to show you a trick using these snooker balls, I said to my wife. "This will blow you away."
She said, "What's the sock for?"
She said, "What's the sock for?"
- Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:10 pm
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Re: Daily Titter - How not to boil an egg !!!
1. Take egg out of box
2. Stand in boiling water
3. If at this point you have burnt your feet then quickly seek medical assistance
2. Stand in boiling water
3. If at this point you have burnt your feet then quickly seek medical assistance
- Fri Jan 25, 2013 8:38 pm
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Re: Christmas present
To all those who received a book from me as a Christmas present...
They are due back at the library today.
They are due back at the library today.
- Wed Jan 16, 2013 3:20 pm
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HMV
HMV vouchers now being accepted at Tesco.
Just tell them HMV means Horse Meat Voucher.
Just tell them HMV means Horse Meat Voucher.
- Mon Jan 14, 2013 3:26 pm
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I pulled my 3-year-old son to play-school in his sledge this morning.
After finally arriving there twenty minutes later, I realised that he was no longer sitting in it.
So I quickly turned the car around and drove the same route back.
After finally arriving there twenty minutes later, I realised that he was no longer sitting in it.
So I quickly turned the car around and drove the same route back.
- Mon Dec 17, 2012 1:54 pm
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Dear Mum, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened. Oh yes, please...